Andrew fell asleep and began dreaming about the party he was thinking about earlier in the day for Blocksta. Everything was rushing though his mind about the entertainment he would set on and the FOOD.. he made a list in his dream… volley vants with some serious fillings like pea and ham, curry and rice, beans with a hint of brown sauce should get everyones tastebuds flowing. Lashings of jelly and icecream topped with them little coloured bits ... ummm Blocksta will love that!! The list went on and on… doughnuts with a picked onion in the middle, Jam butties and last but not least a nice old platter of bread a dripping.. “that will sort the men from the boys “ all followed by a gallon of dandylion and burdock!!! Andrew did not realise but he was drooling in his sleep, Kyle had been watching him for ages thinking” you are so not real Andrew"when suddenly Kyle saw a bolt of lightening out of the .............

window. He leaned over to wake Andrew up as Vince’s voice began speaking “… going through some turbulence, so please make sure your seat-belts are fastened. Thank you.”
Andrew looked around him, irritated from being woken up from his wonderful dream and utterly disappointed to realize that none of the foods he had been dreaming about were within his reach.
He closed his eyes to go back to sleep, but sudden bumps and jolts kept waking him… the bumps gradually increased until the passengers on the plane were rather nervous. After a few minutes,
bright yellow oxygen masks popped down in front of them and the flight attendant came out to help passengers put them on. Vince’s voice came over one more time, and Andrew and Kyle could
tell that he was a little worried…

er, ladies and gentlemen, as you may be aware, we’re having some small technical problems up here, hopefully have them sorted soon though… maybe… andrew looked at kyle, kyle looked back, then they looked round at the other passengers… everyone looked worried… the cabin light flickered then came back on… once again the intercom crackled… er ladies and gentlemen, looks like we got the gremlins under control, should be trouble free for the rest of the flight… an immediate wave of relief swept through the cabin, the stewardesses brought drinks round for all the passengers, kyle and andrew sighed and flopped back into their seats, i’m gonna take a nap, said kyle… ok cool, said andrew, i’ll just sit here and chill…

andrew stared out of the window, it had started raining and he watched the drops lashing over the wing… just then there was a flash of lightning, it made him jump… he stared out onto he wing… WHAT THE… he thought to himself… what the hell is that… it’s moving… he cupped his hands round his eyes and stared and stared… he could see a shadowy figure on the wing reaching over toward the engine… he turned, white faced to kyle and shook him awake… kyle, quick!, wake up! said andrew.... kyle lifted his eye mask and looked sleepily toward andrew… what… he said… kyle, theres a MAN ON THE WING!… said andrew… kyle paused for a moment to digest what he had just been told… he pulled his eyemask slowly back down, he muttered, you’ve lost it johnston… andrew ripped off the mask, LOOK! he said LOOK… kyle wearily looked out the window… see? see? said andrew… kyle stared out… oh ye, he replied, there he is… and oh look, theres his wife, and his kids, and look, lord lucan and jimmy hoffa are over there too… he looked back in, i think you need some soup or a catnap or something… he grabbed his mask and placed it back on, now, let me get some sleep…

andrew pull the blind down on his window and sat back into his chair, he pulled his seatbelt round and clipped it on, pulling it tightly… maybe kyle is right, he thought, i have been a little tired lately, maybe a nice sleep will do me good… he settled down for a catnap… suddenly the cabin lights flickered… he jumped awake again, he looked at the window, the shutter was still firmly down, open it, open it… a little voice kept saying in his head… no, don’t! said another little voice… the monster is out there! for five long minutes he had this little war of words in his head… tentatively, he placed his hand on the window blind… and lifted it slowly… pressed against the window was a grotesque face… it stared at andrew, then backed away… in it’s hands it held a bunch of cables that it was waving gleefully…

kyle was having a blissful dream, he was standing on the America’s Got Talent stage, Piers and the Hoff were gushing comments about his joyful singing… suddenly, the loudest, higest pitched scream he ever heard nearly blew his eardrums out....

It was SUBO , “NO NO i wont sing i wont, i want to go home to my cat, get me off this plane immediately i don’t want to go to America i want to go home”

...Andrew and Kyle, who had both been awakened from dreams (Andrew from yet another about the “man on the wing"), rubbed their aching ears and watched as several flight attendants tried to restrain Ms. Boyle. (… and the numerous poorly disguised paparazzi on the plane peeked up from their newspapers, which they really hadn’t been reading at all, and began discreetly searching for their cameras.) SUBO eventually got around the flight attendants and marched past Andrew into the cockpit. Andrew and Kyle got up and followed her --out of curiosity, and to see if they could help Vince. Unfortunately, they were stopped by the flight attendants, who didn’t want any more people going into the cockpit, so Kyle snuck around them while Andrew distracted them with his…

His rendition of “ I dreamed a dream of days gone by” which stopped all the papparazi in their tracks,” oh andrew you sing that song much better than SUBO, “at which point

kYLE started kissing and hugging subo, oh susan im your biggest fan in the world, i adore you let me change the fact that youve never been kissed, and i will kiss you till we land,
which stopped susan in her tracks, meanwhile

the flight attendants became busy with getting the paparazzi back into their seats and trying to break up the fights ensuing over whether SUBO or Andrew sang “I dreamed a dream” better. Fortunately the attendants and the paparazzi were both out of the way, but Susan Boyle had been reminded of her cat and the fact that she was going to the U.S. when Kyle said “i will kiss you till we land”. The thought of her kitty at home gave her super strength and she pushed Kyle away from her, throwing him halfway down the aisle --luckily two paparazzi were screaming at each other about which detail made Andrew’s version of “I dreamed a dream” so amazing (the beauty of the first phrase or the beauty of the second-to-last phrase) and nobody noticed Kyle running back up the aisle to follow SUBO and Andrew into the cockpit. Inside the cockpit Miss Boyle was yelling at Vince to turn the plane around and take
her back to her cat. However, Vince was preparing to land and couldn’t start turning the plane around, and he had to resort to desperately trying to ignore her. But that strategy didn’t work at all, and Vince was so relieved when she
stopped yelling that he didn’t notice that the co-pilots and Kyle were being pushed out of the room by the super-strong SUBO, or that she was about to knock him out of his chair. With Miss Boyle trying to pilot the plane, let alone turn it around, crashing was inevitable. Then Andrew had an idea....

He had been practising hypnotising his dogs, bracken and bramble, and had become quite good at it, so he turned to susan and started hypnotising her, but

he couldn`t control his amazing skills and unfortunately vince became hypnotised as well.

within seconds two quite big burly men came into the room and escorted the crazy woman to the back of the plane… “Phew” said Kyle and Blocksta “ lets get back on track here and get this plane landed safely on the ground”.... Andrew was standing in the isle with his eyes closed.. he was thinking he had just had enough now and would be glad when the plane landed , he opened his eyes......he was sure that he had seen Blocksta on the wing of the plane earlier mending all the damage that had been done by the lightening bolts or was it some demented woman he had seen on the inflight video???"Oh crikey where am i?” he looked down and realised he had up his jumper several large packets of sweets and biscuits!!!!  and by the look of it he had been sleepwalking and decided to collect goodies… hehehehehe he said to himself all the more for me!!!! YES!!!!"What ya up to?” said Kyle… “ I had this really weird dream about you kissing this woman who was on BGT.."eeeekkkk he giggled “i suppose that makes you a zimmer -snatcher Kyle hehehehhehe” Kyle walked away shaking his head and belted up as the plane began to land… Blocksta waited for Kyle and Andrew .................

got a sandwich and started singing while trying to claim his luggage. Andrew then.....

suddenly stopped singing, realizing his voice had changed. “Oh my God!” said Andrew. “What?” said Morag.."My voice! My voice has changed, mam...what’s happening?” “Shady McGrady”, said Morag..."Andrew, don’t sing another word, we’ve got to protect your vocal chords! Vince, we have to get Andrew back to the cathedral to see Mr. Suter right away so he can tell us what to do!” “But mmaaammm”, whined Andrew “Don’t ‘but mam’ me! Now zip it, Andrew!”, said Morag. Vince said, “Right then, everyone back on the plane!”. Andrew let out a sigh, put his head down and boarded the plane. “Why me?” he thought to himself..."Next thing you know I’ll have to shave this pretty boy face of mine and start wearing the big boy clothes...UGH!” A tear rolled down his cheek at the thought of giving up the Spongebob and the Bob the builders snuggies. The plane started up and off they went....none of the passengers realized someone else had snuck aboard the plane, when suddenly.....

there was an announcement from the captain… errrrr. ladies and gentlemen, errrrr i’m afraid due to an unforseen emergency this flight will be diverting from our previous destination to errrrrrr Carlisle International Airport, we apologise and thank you for your understanding and patience...errrrr… giggedy....

immediately the there was an outbreak of unrest and moaning from their fellow passengers… everyone buried themselves deep into there seats and the tide of unrest swept the cabin, except for Kyle… his face was red with frustration and rage, he turned to Andrew… don’t these ruddy fools know whats at stake here??? he exclaimed, getting more red in the face.... the future of popular opera music hangs in the balance, and all this lot care about is having to fly a few thousand miles out of their way… selfish pigs, i should ruddy well go and tell them where to get off.... he paused and waited for a response from andrew.... he eventually turned to Kyle… have you seen the inflight movie kyle… it’s got chickens in it, chickens… love chickens i do… love em… especially when they got the colonels secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices on em… can’t beat it… kyle opened his mouth to reply, only to have a banana skin someone on the opposite side of the cabin had thrown splat onto his face…

kyle slowly unbuckled his seatbelt....

“What the bloody.....who threw that at me?” asked Kyle

when a voice came out of the darkness.."young Johnston, a voice of an angel have you” Andrew lifted his head after more mumbling about chicken and said “huh?” The voice continued..."yes, many followers have you”..."Yoda??" said Andrew....just then Yoda appeared, cleared his throat and said.."Sing you well, but you are not a Jedi yet...may the voice be with you young Johnston”...just then Yoda swung the entry door open with a parachute on and out of the plane he went. Andrew looked at Kyle and asked “did you just see what I saw?” Kyle asked “did you see what I saw??”...Morag chimed in..."I don’t know what you two saw, but I saw a short, fuzzy little green man who could stand to shave his ears and nose a little”...then over the loudspeaker came Vince with “ladies and gentlemen please fasten your seatbelts, we’re in for a bumpy ride…

“It is nothing to do with the weather or anything, I am just having difficulty in locating the manual with the instructions on how to land the plane. Is there a pilot in the house?”. Needless to say everyone panicked when they heard this and Andrew and Kyle looked at each other, “ What are we going to do” Kyle asked. “ Don’t worry Mam knows how to do everything “,Andrew said, “ She will get us out of this mess. It is a pity Vince didn’t finish his training before he took over the plane”.
Morag took out her lap top and googled,” How to land a plane”. She looked at the boys and said , “ Don’t worry if Google doesn’t have the answer I will ask Jeeves!!”.
She found what she needed on google and went in to the cockpit only to find that.........